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Quote of the Day

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."

-- Robert Heinlein

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"I hope than when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money!'"

-- Jack Handy

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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important."

-- Senator Eugene McCarthy

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"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see."

-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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Even more appropriate now in a time of worldwide blogging than when he originally said it:

"Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar."

-- Edward R. Murrow

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"Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative."

-- Kurt Vonnegut

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"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."

-- Oscar Levant

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"There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun."

-- Pablo Picasso

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"I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves."

-- Baron Grocott

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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. "

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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"The illegal we do immediately.  The unconstitutional takes a little longer."

-- Henry Kissinger, close advisor to the Bush Administration (from The New York Times, 1973)

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"It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority.  By definition, there are already enough people to do that."

-- G. H. Hardy

Quote of the Day (Two-Fer)

"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits."

-- Woodrow Wilson

 

"Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious.  They are conservatives after dinner."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."

-- G. Gordon Liddy

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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

-- Albert Einstein

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

-- Dr. Seuss