Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.
A friend tipped me off to a little anecdote in this story (thanks, Nate!) that immediately puts one in mind of a certain classic movie, and this theme song (man, 80's videos were sooooo bitchin'):

I listened to just a bit of it, long enough to recognize the chorus...and now it is stuck in my head. I fear I'm going to have to listen to the whole thing to get it out.
And did you notice the real story of yesterday's NBA draft? The Blazers managed to trade for the rights to Petteri Koponen a guard from Finland who played last year for the Honka Espoo Playboys.
I really want a jersey or warmup jacket from the Honka Espoo Playboys. Or even a T-shirt.
Posted by: phriedom | Friday, June 29, 2007 at 11:57 AM